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The Trojan Corpse This budget bad boy is built to break. Within one week of burial, the reanimated corpse of choice will burst through the boards and begin its ascension to the surface world to do its duty. SURPRISE! The Silver Promise Keep the bad guys out or make sure they stay in. This cool corpse capsule guarantees HANDS OFF from the undead with its silver construction and patented “Blood-Lok” spell seal. This model is celebrated as the catalyst for the recent decline in the transmission of both vampirism and lycanthropy in three local villages.

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