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The Late Bloomer Attention nature lovers! This funerary box is made from organic material embedded with very special seeds. As the interred body putrefies, the resulting liquid breaks down the coffin and nourishes the seeds into a flourishing array of carnivorous plants and sentient zombie vines. Behold! The circle of life and undeath! The Continental Travel in undisturbed slumber in the first sea-worthy coffin of its kind. For those souls looking to make a claim overseas, the Continental offers comfortable and safe travel in waterproof luxury. Worry about sinkings no more! With a state-of-the-art internal ballast system, the passenger can raise or lower the casket while underwater for concealment and to prevent sinking to abysmal depths. Comes with customizable “papers” to ensure no interference from customs agents. The Glass Pony The Glass Pony is the tried-and-true casket for those looking to fake their death with panache. Our masterful staff of “corpse artists” will create a copy of the customer’s body capable of tricking even the most critical of coroners or lovingest of mothers. Once complete, the copy will be placed in the crystal-clear case for the ensuing traditions and internment. Watch them weep! 20