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Newton. While watching this flick imagine those instead. Bowie! Bowie!

The quotes in this flick are the best. The problem being after all these years less and less can be used in your normal vernacular. But, here; let me get a few out in the world.

“I’ll let you know when somebody pays me to, like, give a shit.”

“Why am I late? I was up all night eating Swedish meatballs. Ay!”

“Excuse me? You say the F word again, I bang you the fuck out.”

“Hit paydirt with KDRT.”

“It’s all right. If you fall, I’ll make it.”

“Booty time, booty time, across the USA, booty time booty time yay yay yay!” I have about twenty more but none I want to type. A total fun 90s comedy action flick that I am sure 99% of people pass over because of the main actor. Sure, he is not 2022 sophisticated, but in 1990 he was a Very Big Deal. Get past that and it is a fun flick that I think you will get a few laughs from. Doesn’t appear to be streaming anywhere, but there is a dvd of it. So I recommend you give Jeff a few bucks on amazon and add it to your col lection. Wait! Have You Not Seen... Dragnet? September 23, 2022 Okay, back at this again for another week. I have been listing a bunch of flicks that I am shocked people have not seen that have generally been in my top 5 or top 10. As I said in prior columns, I worked at a video store so my opinions actually matter. Really, It does. Anyway, I have a few terrabytes of flicks on various hard drives connected to a Raspberry Pi that just plays randomly, so I don’t have to decide what to watch. This just hap pened to show up last week as I was trying to figure out what would be next… DRAGNET . Seriously, the comedy that they made in 1987 with Akyroyd and Hanks. The remake/retelling of the old 1967 TV show with Harry Morgan. I am telling you: this flick is killer. Why? Let me get there.

We get introduced to Pep Streebek (played by Tom Hanks), he is a cop, but does not take it seriously. He gets partnered with Joe Friday (played by one

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