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Spooky Files! Greetings one and all, and congratulations on your continued attachment to your mortal coil. Enjoy it while you can. I have been told you wish to peek behind the curtain and glimpse what goes bump in the night. Very well. As the foremost curator of curious cases, files of fiendishness, and demonic dossiers, I present to you a selection of my favorites, drawn from... Count McAbre’s

The ChimpMANzee If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid

of me you’d see the voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn’t kill you yet. - Skullcrusher Mountain, by Jonathan Coulton I n his secret

laboratory deep in the jungle, Dr.

Eeznapmich conducted genetic experiments on great apes in an attempt to unlock the secrets of their superior strength and agility. Believing he had unlocked the answers, Dr. Eeznapmich injected himself

with an experimental formula that transformed him into a half man, half chimp badass called ChimpMANzee! As ChimpMANzee, he possesses the superior strength, prolific body hair, and unstable aggression of a chimp, with the superior reasoning power and speech of a man. ChimpMANzee quickly returned

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