94841_RAA_HellBabes_R1_PROOF

SistErs, hmm?

AND IF I REFUSE?

WE STRAP YOU DOWN & LOCK YOU IN A SWELLLTERING ROOM...

ThAt SMELLS LIKE 7/11

CHILI, WITH NO TOILET, PLAYING THE BEATLES CHRISTMAS ALBUM, WHILE YOU’RE CONTINUOUSLY HAVING YOUR LIDS SLATHERED IN LAYERS OF EYE LASH GLUE,

{cAtChEs bReAtH} SIMULTANEOUSLY SHAVING YOU WITH AN EPILADY & FORCE FEEDING YOU DURIAN FRUIT MILKSHAKES, WHILE YOU ANSWER EMAILS!

ThAs WASSSUP!

LET’S HEAr ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT!

RIGHT-O! YOUR CHALLENGE FOLLOwS

IN THE GrAND TrADITION OF PARIS IS YEArNING! CATEGORY IS: HIGH FASHION PARISIAN!

OH SPIT CREWWW? MY PUSSY’S ON FIRE!

A DUMPsTER FIRE!

YES, SIR!

MX!

MA’AM!

WITH FABrICs SPONSORED BY HOANN FABrICs & GARMENTs STOLEN FROM THE KOMFORt ZONE WASTE BIN,

YOUR CHALLENGE IS

TO CrEATE CAMP COUtURE OUT OF THESE DREARY DISCArDS!

HONE HAUtE FROM THE HOMELY, AND TURN THE DULL INTO…

DELICIOUS?

& A SICKENING SUPPLY OF ANUS

COrrEcT! THE WINNER OF TrANGELA LANSBURY’S HeLL BABES

RECEIVES A ONE WAY TrIP OUT OF THE 9TH RING OF HADES,

STAsIA BrAND ADRENALINE®️ TO REANIMATE THEIR DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BODY yOdY-oddy! BrEAST OF LUCK WOMXN, &...