94841_RAA_HellBabes_R1_PROOF

CLOSE, TACKIE -- YOU’RE IN DRAG HELL.

& I’M YOUR HOSTESS,

TRANGELA LANSBURY.

SOrrY, I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO CONTOUR!

BiTcH, what?

SO MUCH

TIME & SO LITTLE TO DO!

!TI ESREVER DNA TI PILF, NWOD GNIHT YM TUP

AHEM! YOUR BOOKING AGREEMENTS

STATE THAT IN tHe CASE oF YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH’S (AT THE STRIKE OF MIDNIGHT ON ALL HoLLOw’S EVE, TrANSITIONING INTO DIA DE LOS MUERTOS) is

BY DEATH-DROP , YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME!!!

QUEEN OF DRAG HELL!

FURtHERMORE, YOUR LIFELESS

CORPSES WILL NEVER MOVE AGAIN & YOU’LL REMAIN HERE IN THE 9TH RING OF HELL, EtC, EtC, UNLESS MY JUDGES & I DEEM YOU WIN OUR COMPETITION!

DeAr, DeAr TackiE--

LET’S MEET YOUR SISTERS, SHALL WE?