94840 Diego Gomez 1963_PROOF

We are american Geisha.

February 1st we have makeup training at “Larry Mathews”, we tease our hair into ridiculous shapes, and stuffed our bosoms full of kleenex.

Feb 2nd & 3rd we study the bunny bible.

Feb 4th we have lectures with bunny mother and father and a complete physical. Including an internal exam. Turns out the state of new york doesn’t require waitresses to have any exams, so why were bunnies being tested for venereal disease?

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Good evening, sir, i am your bunny Marie. May i see the member’s key, please?

please sir, you are not allowed to touch the bunnies!

are you the

keyholder or is this a borrowed key?

February 8th, commercial transactions by United States citizens to Cuba were made illegal by the Kennedy Administration.

Thank you, now i’ll be happy to take your order.

we were bunnies, made to speak like flirtatious robots, surrounded by pigs. Our corsettes were so tight that our zippers broke if we sneezed. Girls with colds usually had to be replaced.

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