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Well, I'm sure you may have heard rumors of complaints being called in - people hearing weird noises from the subway platforms or seeing oddly shaped shadows.

Patterson. Zapruder. You guys just trans ferred from Department G, right?

Last week.

Come in!

Check out Rector Street.

The truth is that we get dozens of calls a week!

They usually amount to nothing but we just got one from someone saying they saw a nun jump on the tracks and disappear.

Use the secret entrance to the tracks though.

“Like I said, it's probably nothing but it's important that passengers don’t suspect anything is wrong.”

Is it me, or is the smell getting worse down here?

it changes from one area to the next. This is actually the fresh part.

Fresh?

Mm-hmm. It just depends on what area your in.

Eh, I don't see the off pass entrance so we'll just have to jump down.